It’s that time of year to try and capitalize on listicles and gift guides! For today, some suggestions of things to ask for or to get for people who are just kind of done with everything.
Fuck off socks
For those who want to be a little more quiet about how completely done they are with everything, you can get started with a pair of socks that express your innermost thoughts. No one has to know. Yet.
Eff this bracelet set
For those a little more bold, there’s always this lovely set of stackable bracelets. You can pick the one that suits you best on any given day, or you can just wear them all!
Bitch please necklace
There’s also the option of a necklace that will call other people on their bullshit for you. And two colour options!
Fresh out of fucks hat
For those who are less into jewelry, there’s always a hat that will say just how done you are.
Fuck off backpack
For those who would much rather not have swearing on them as they are walking around, but do still want to tell people to go away, there’s always a backpack that should get the point across.
Sorry not sorry print
Want people to know just what they’re getting into as soon as they get into your place? Well, why not get a print that makes everything nice and clear?
You look like shit pillow
Still kind of social? Find your own way to be hospitable with a throw pillow that gets right to the point!
Calm the f*ck down tea
You know what I love? Tea. And you know what would be a lot of fun to offer people once they follow the instructions of a pillow? This tea.
Don’t fuck up the table coasters
And once you hand them a cup of tea, what better than a coaster to remind them not to damage the table?
I’m not always a bitch mug
Once you sit your friend down with their tea, you’re going to need a mug for yourself. How about something to make sure you keep the record straight?
Get paid sticker
Lastly, because there’s so many freelancers out there, I wanted to add in something for people who have had the discussion before. You know the discussion. Get paid, everyone.