• Did you know there was an Ikea horror novel? Because I have known about it for a while now and I’ve finally gotten around to checking it out!

    Horrorstor focuses on Amy, a woman working what feels like a dead-end job at an Ikea knockoff store called Orsk. There’s been some vandalism happening overnight when no one is in the store. She is asked to stay and Amy along with her coworkers discover that the store has been built on an asylum and it’s being haunted by the inmates and the old warden, who thinks he can heal them of their illnesses.

    The book feels very much like it was written by someone who has spent a long time in retail and I appreciate that. Amy needs the job, but she does not buy into the corporate platitudes that insist that Orsk is a family and that it should be an integral part of her life like some of her coworkers have taken it, which feels familiar to even my office positions.

    I also really like how the parallels between retail and imprisonment worked. They are obvious to anyone who’s been in retail for a while, but it’s entertaining to watch them come alive on the page as the people in the store are dragged deeper into the store and try to get out. ((Or not get out…)) Each of the characters is an archetype and it all plays very nicely together to make a fun ride.

    Overall, I really enjoyed it! It reads a lot differently than some of the other books I’ve been reading lately, but I think it was just what I needed to get out of the reading funk I’ve been in. And it was a great time, so I’d recommend it to anyone looking for something… maybe not light, but a quick horror story that isn’t going to give you nightmares.


  • I’m continuing my journey to learning more about personal finance and a friend of mine recommended that I check this one out! The author is fairly well known in personal finance circles apparently ((Very early in this journey)) so I figured it was worth checking out!

    It’s good foundational stuff. The first half of the book has a lot of basic information about how stocks and bonds work, as well as the mechanics of how investing could work and how to set your goals.

    Unfortunately, I am Canadian, so a lot of the more specific advice is not as useful for me. The tone comes across as very finance bro-y as well with a dash of FIRE movement, which is not my thing. He’s also very into Vanguard investments. Like, to the point where I think he has a share in the company for how much he emphasizes that everyone should use them and only them ever.

    Overall, though, it’s not a bad starting point. I learned a lot about the basics of investing, and certainly enough that I could get started with something. Just… not Vanguard.


  • It’s getting close to release day! Just 2 more weeks! To celebrate, have another roundup of quotes!


  • In case you didn’t know yet, I have a trilogy coming out! It’s all coming out this summer and I’ve decided to put one out a month so that you can get it all even sooner. Initially, the final book was coming out in October, but I don’t really want to wait that long either, so the release dates for the series is now:

    • Fredrika comes out June 21, 2021
    • Georgina comes out July 19, 2021
    • Beatrice comes out August 23, 2021

  • After some issues with the preorder, I have finally gotten my hands on it! I need to stop trying to preorder things, given how strangely things keep going whenever I try to do that. It’s been a fun year of trying it, at least.

    Lost in the Never Woods follows Wendy, a young woman about to head off to the next stage in her life and leave behind the unresolved parts of her childhood. Her brothers went missing when she was young and so did she, but she was the only one who returned. With no memory of what happened, the past continues to haunt her as local children start disappearing. Worse, Peter Pan, the boy from the stories her mother told her as a child, has come to ask for her help.

    I do have a soft spot for Peter Pan stories ((Ahem.)) and this one did not disappoint. Having this one set in modern day and centering around Wendy’s trauma more than the fictional world of Neverland made it feel a bit more grounded, and made Peter feel a lot more magical by contrast. In doing this, it does create a contrast to how other people have done it before, and I rather enjoyed the experience of having the story focused almost entirely on the experience of Wendy over that of Peter.

    It does use the same villain as other ones do, though, which makes me think I was missing something when I read the original back in the day.

    It’s not too romance-y, which is nice for me. There’s certainly elements of it in there, but it doesn’t ultimately overtake the story that I came for. And I will note that it’s likely a lot more prominent for the audience that might be looking for it, but, well, it’s me.

    Overall, I really enjoyed the book! It’s a lot of fun and a different look at the story from any of the others I’ve read before. If you’re looking for a new take on Peter Pan, definitely check it out.


  • Apparently, I preordered this! Which is confusing because it’s paperback. I’m not really sure why I got it, but it was a pleasant surprise for the week while I was between books!

    Dark and Deepest Red follows two storylines. In modern day, Rosella has remade a pair of red shoes that her grandparents once attempted to destroy and they have attached themselves to her feet, causing her to dance and seek out the help of Emil, a childhood friend who she’s grown distant from. In the distant past, Lala is trying to assimilate into the city of Stratsbourg, where women have been coming down with a dancing sickness that keeps them dancing until they fall down dead.

    This is another one of those books that really benefited from being a bedtime book because I don’t think I was feeling it at all. The two storylines feel disjointed from one another, and I’m not sure how they were intended to play off of one another. The dancing sickness exists in both places, but that seems to be the only thing connecting the two.

    On top of that, the story is very much about discrimination more than it is about the dancing sickness and the thing I was reading for felt like it was more of a background element. Though I don’t usually need an explanation, I don’t think I ever figured out either what was causing the sickness or how it was solved, and over the course of the book I found myself more and more annoyed that we weren’t focusing on it. Other people seem to really like it, though, so it is likely more that this is not my kind of book.


  • It’s been a while, but I have a new book coming out so let’s have some quotes from it!

    In a dramatic change from my previous books, Fredrika features a character who actually says what she means! And also the return of my tendency to refer to living creatures as getaway cars.


  • Another random library book! I’m enjoying picking up these random books that I’ve never heard of and this was another fun one. And quick! I think it’s a novella, and apparently it’s part of a larger universe of books. I’m not sure, but you can absolutely read this one without knowing anything about whatever other books take place in this universe.

    Haunting of Tram Car 015 is a buddy cop mystery. Set in a magical Cairo in the early 1900s during the suffragette movement, there is a tram car that has had some supernatural activity. Agents Hamed and Onsi quickly encounter the spirit in the car and determine that they need to exorcise it from the car, but there’s more to how the spirit got there than it initially appears.

    It’s been a while since I read a mystery story that felt like you could actually solve it. Even with being put in a universe where I was just learning the rules and the time period, I never found myself lost. There were a good number of twists and turns, many of them driven by learning a new thing about the universe, and the background plot of the suffragette movement that ties in at the end made the story feel more real despite the fantastical elements.

    I’d definitely recommend checking it out. The story is quickly paced and a quick read that is absolutely worth your time.


  • House in the Cerulean Sea follows Linus, a case worker who is sent to check up on an orphanage that takes care of supernatural children. This one in particular contains not only the antichrist, but a mysterious headmaster and a town that is racist against the supernatural people on the island.

    I kept hearing that this book was cute and it turns out that was right! The story feels very much like a light, slice of life narrative where it’s more about Linus meeting the children and helping them overcome obstacles than anything else. There is the idea that he could shut this orphanage down lingering in the back of your mind at the start, but ultimately you know pretty soon into this book that it is going to be a fairly calming read about interpersonal relationships and seeing how people learn to accept themselves in a healthy environment.

    I’d argue that there is a framing device, but ultimately there is no overarching plot. This isn’t ultimately a bad thing, but there are no major antagonists outside of the general circumstances. It’s entirely characters interacting with one another and growing.

    It does do that thing at the end, though, where it explains the thesis of the book in very direct terms. This isn’t so much a criticism of the book as a trend I’ve been noticing more and more in modern fiction that I’m not sure how I feel about.

    Overall, I really liked it. It was a calm, light read about people finding themselves and I do like stories about that.


  • As you know, I’m doing a preorder for Cloned Evil: Fredrika! Like, as an actual campaign this time and not just as a link to purchase before it comes out as I’ve typically done in the past. But why?

    The short answer is that it looked like fun! I’ve been seeing so many people doing them this past year that I have wanted to get into it as well, if only to try it. It’s a lot of fun to get interesting mail and getting mail related to something I was reading is even better! So I wanted to make that for someone else.

    Plus, I like making cool stuff. This seemed like a fantastic time to stretch those merch design muscles to see what sort of things I could make. I have started getting into art again, and I wanted to design some new products, but also I wanted a way to get those products into people’s hands.

    It’s also a chance for me to get some products in for the shop! If I have any leftovers, I’ll probably be adding them in there to get for a price later if anyone misses it. ((With the exception of the sticker sheet.)) I still have more ideas for things to make, though they won’t be ready in time for the first book release, but this is a great time to test the waters with some of that.

    And, you know, I wanted to see if this could get more people interested in checking the books out. This series is a departure from what I’ve been doing, with it targeted at a new adult age range with different themes revolving more around family than what I’ve been doing until now.

    So do check out the book, and preorder it if you can! I’m really excited for this and I hope everyone else likes it too.


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